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| 开心草莓系列:英语幽默精粹 |
| 作者:青闰 张玲 | |
| 出版社:华中理工大学出版社 出版日期:2002年9月 | |
| 页数:234 装帧: | |
| 开本:32 版次: | |
| 商品编号:1182874 ISBN:756092755 定价:13元 | |
| [目录] [内容提要] |
1. A Speaking Role 有发言权的角色 2. The Painting from Memory 记忆画 3. Reconstruction 重新编组 4. The Traditional Service 传统仪式 5. The Vet''s Advice 兽医的建议 6. Skydiving 特技跳伞比赛 7. In the Man''s Outfit 女扮男装 8. The Other Flounder 再上一条鲆鱼 9. Your Peers 与你同等的人 10. The Convict''s Experience 罪犯的经验 11. Your Father Is My Father 你爸爸就是我爸爸 12. Marvellous Prediction 神算 13. Seventeen to Three 17比3通过 14. To Moscow 到莫斯科排队 15. Two Skunks 两只臭鼬 16. To Improve Your Grammar 提高语法17. Crazed with Passion 激情浩荡 18. Baptism 为蝙蝠洗礼 19. It Never Worked 根本没用 20. Who Is This Speaking 请问你是谁 21. You Got It Again 旧病复发 22. With Three Dogs 与狗同行 23. An Effective Way of Losing Weight 有效减肥 24. The Next Student 下一个学生 25. You'' re Absolutely Right 你绝对没错 26. Far Away from Home 离家千里 27. To Get a New Monkey 再换一只猴子 28. I'' II Wake up Ed 叫醒埃德 29. Tired of All His Lies 讨厌他一直说谎 30. Memory School 记忆学校 31. When to Plant Potatoes 何时种土豆 32. The Subject of Speech 演讲的主题 33. Step by Step 步步深入 34. Not So Fast 别跨得那么快 35. To Look for Dad 寻找爸爸36. Because of Not Knowing 因为不认识 37. The Same Pronunciation 发音相 38. We Can Slip Under the Door 能从门下塞进去 39. Revenge 报仇 40. What Do You Think 你说呢 41. What Is Seven Times Seven 7乘以7是多少 42. You''re 20 Years Late 迟到了20年 43. We Can'' t See Australia 我们看不见澳大利亚 44. It Looks Like the Express 出来的像是特快列车 45. In the Swimming Pool 在游泳池里 46. Fine Once He''s Paid for 付款就好 47. The Change of the Objective 转移目标 48. Not a Bit 一点也不 49. Opposites Attracting Each Other 异性相吸 50. You Were the Closest 你最接近 51. Bragging 吹牛 52. My Wife''s Contribution 妻子的功劳 53. I'' ll Risk One Eye 愿赔上一只眼54. What Are the Advantages 优点是什么 55. A Date with a Cat 鼠猫相会 56. I'' ve Got to Get My Teeth 我得把牙取来 57. You Could Try 可以试一下嘛 58. To Marry for Batter or Vice Versa 是娶面糊还是面糊娶你 59. Blended Coffee 调和咖啡 60. Her Fingers Like Lightning Bolts 手指像闪 61. Or 30 Pounds 否则就会有30磅 62. Too Many Outside Activities 外事活动太多 63. On a Pedestal 放在脚踏板上 64. To Pay for the Ambiance 为气氛买单 65. Mother of Pearl 珍珠母 66. To My Room 关进我的房间 67. How Much Do You Want It to Be 你想要它是多少 68. That Was Before I Tried It 那是我尝试前的价码 69. A Policy 保险单70. A Lousy Haircut 糟糕的理发 71. The Definition of Bachelor 单身汉的定义 72. To Be in Politics Means to Tell Lies 从政就要撒谎 73. Buried in One Grave 合葬 74. We Don''t Live Here 我们不住在这儿 75. Reasoning from Anology 类比推理 76. I'' m Not Superstitious 我不迷信 77. The Ridiculous Hour 荒唐时刻 78. Idiot 白痴 79. Speeding 超速行驶 80. At the Gate of Heaven 天堂门口 81. Never to Be a Father 再也当不成爸爸了 82. Applied Psychology 应用心理学 83. A Modem Artist 现代派画家 84. Confession 忏悔 85. How Can You Be Sure 你怎么敢肯定 86. 500 Times 抄写500 87. To Let My Chauffeur Answer It 让司机回答88. It Certainly Has太有帮助了 89. I Have My Own Room 我有专用房间 90. What Does That Mean 这意味着什么 91. Misunderstanding 误解 92. Take My Daily Balance Sheet 把账单也拿走吧 93. Look! He''s Moving! 瞧! 他在动呢! 94. A Theology Scholar 神学学者 95. Downcast 灰心丧气 96. I''d Know Who to Call 我知道该给谁打电话 97. Name Them 都叫什么名字 98. An Abstract Painting 抽象画 99. To Be a Seventh-Grade Teacher 当7年级老师 100. Exploring 探险 101. The Laziest Person 最懒的人 102. What Will Barbie Wear 芭比娃娃穿什么 103. 30 Minutes Slow 慢了30分钟 104. The Bridge of Madison County 廊桥遗梦105. So Is Your Mother你母亲也是 106. On His Diet 丈夫节食 107. It'' s Only a Penny 不就是1便士嘛 108. Chicken Noodle 鸡汤面条 109. History Repeats Itself 历史会重演 110. Clean Clothes 干净衣服 111. I''m John Wilson 我叫约翰·威尔逊 112. I''ll Use My Iron 我用熨斗做菜 113. You''re Not My Boyfriend 你不是我的男友 114. That Was My Mother''s Wedding 那是我妈妈的婚礼 115. With Thistles 带刺的插花 116. Counterattack 反击 117. The Deal 交易 118. A Good Way 良方 119. The Extra Key 备用钥匙 120. The Maze 迷魂阵 121. She Got Hit by a Car 她被汽车撞了一下 122. I Just Wanted You to Know 想让你知道 123. Tactic 策略 124. Competition 竞赛 125. Great Minds Think Alike 英雄所见略同 126. I''man EMT 我是急救医师 127. Yes, You Have 不, 你有过 128. I''m Back Here 我在后边呢 129. Spending the Honeymoon There 在那里度过蜜月 130. Do You Have a Bath 你洗澡吗 131. It Listens 它会听 132. An Open-Book Exam 开卷考试 133. An Honest Answer 如实回答 134. What Is Courage 什么是勇气 135. Password 口令 136. For He''s a Jolly Good Fellow 因为他是个老好人 137. It''s a Swimming Pool 那是游泳池 138. My Wife Turns Away 妻子退兵 139. When the Leaves Are Gone 当树叶掉光的时候 140. On and Off 开开关关 141. He'' ll Miss His Funeral 他会错过自己的葬礼 142. A Foolish Police Officer 愚蠢的警官 143. Another Pilot Disappeared 另一名飞行员失踪 144. Who Was at the Door, Honey 谁在门口 145. Very Slowly 慢慢拔 146. The Alligator Didn''t Wear Shoes 鳄鱼没穿鞋 147. I Don''t Want to Argue 不想争论 148. Why Did Lady Liberty Hold a Torch 为什么自由女神要举火炬 149. Al Laundry 一流洗衣店 150. Who Is Superior 谁是高手 151. Who Is the Printer 印刷者是谁 152. What Is More Important 什么更重要 153. An Unexpected Harvest意外收获 154. A Last Resort 绝招 155. You Locked Yourself in the House 你把自己锁进房里了 156. The Little Black Hen 小黑母鸡 157. The Cause of Losing Fingers 断指的原因 158. Avoid Being Bothered 免被打搅 159. 50 000 People Under Him 手下有五万人 160. Sooner or Later 迟早 161. I'' m Not Married 我还没结婚 162. A Collar-Button in My Soup 汤里有一枚领扣 163. A Correct Answer 回答正确 164. They Are All Dead 他们都死了 165. Waitng for My Secretary 我在等秘书 166. It''s Your Turn to Whistle 该你吹口哨了 167. Not a Word 别说话 168. Is Ink So Expensive 墨水很贵吗 169. I''ll Just Hold Your Hand 我来拉住你的手170. Have You Weighed YourBoy 你称过小孩吗 171. It'' s Not My Fault 不是我的错 172. It Wasn''t There This Morning 今天早上还没有 173. Extra for Shower 加收沐浴费 174. The Reason of Being Sacked 解雇的原因 175. Send forthe Fire Brigade 快去叫消防队 176. So Am I 我也是第一次 177. Divulging the Secret 泄密 178. She'' s the One of Selling Candy 她是卖糖果的 179. The Poet''s House 诗人的房子 180. My Father''s Motto 爸爸的座右铭 181. Confidence 自信 182. You'' ve Changed Your Name, Too 你连名字也变了 183. Grandma Saw 外婆见过 184. I Was Inside the Coat 我也在里面185. Two Hearts 两颗心脏 186. Two Pronouns 两个代词 187. Till Tomorrow 明天才收到 188. Half the Time 玩一半时间 189. An Alarmist 危言耸听 190. Just for Five Minutes 请等5分钟 191. Is That You, Jack 是你吗,杰克 192. I''m Not Inquisite 我不爱问到底 193. Not at All 一点也不会 194. The Result of Laziness 懒惰的结果 195. What a Beach! 多么大的海滩! 196. There Flies a Dead Duck 飞走的是只死鸭子 197. Where Are the Alps 阿尔卑斯山在哪里 198. You''re Standing on My Foot 你正踩着我的脚 199. I Hope So 我也希望如此 200. I Don''t Want to Risk 不想冒险 201. Put Your Tongue out Again, Will You 再伸出你的舌头了吗 202. I Present Arms! 我要举枪敬礼! 203. I''m George 我是乔治 204. The Sparrows Would Have Heard Me 麻雀会听到的 205. Why Does It Rain on the Road, Too 为什么也下在路上呢 206. Watching TV in the Ladies'' Room 在厕所看电视 207. Put the Dog Down 先把我的狗放下 208. What''s That Under Your Hat 你的帽子下面是什么 209. Because Our Eyes Are Before Ears 因为眼睛在前. 耳朵在后 210. One of Your Chickens Is in Bloom 你的一只鸡开花了 211. We Have a new Boy Now 又来了个新同学 212. Only Sixteen Chapters 只有16章 213. I Wanted to Get off 我刚才是想下车 214. It''s a Mirror 那是镜子215. Would He Be Able to Attend MyFuneral 地球不是要倾向一边了吗 216. I''m on the Bus 我在公共汽车上 217. I Will Fall Down 我就会掉下来的 218. Woman Is Like the Little Finger 女人像小拇指 219. Married 结过婚的 220. I''ve Come to Install the Phone 我是来安装电话的 221. All by Yourself 一个人站着 222. “Married” Sleeping “已婚”觉 223. One of My Great Regrets 我最大的遗憾 224. The Champion Optimist 世界上最乐观的人 225. I Can Hear the Bird Singing 我可以听到小鸟在歌唱 226. It''s My Painting on the Wall 墙上的画是我的 227. Regret 后悔 228. Put Him in a Slower Group 把他分到慢班229. Won''t the Earth List onThat Side 地球不是要倾向一边了吗 230. Marry Penguin 和企鹅结婚 231. Prediction 未卜先知 232. Main Entrance 正门 233. You Know 不说你也知道 234. Because Your Feet Aren''t Empty 因为你的脚下不是空的 235. A Rookie Police Officer 初出茅庐的警官 236. Farther Away from the Paint Bucket 离油漆桶一天比一天远 237. I''m His Second Wife 我就是他的第二个太太 238. My ABC''s 基础知识 239. I Want It in Your Left Arm 请打在你的左臂上 240. Never Mentioning Your Name 从未提起过你的名字 241. A Creative Defense 有创见的辩护242. To Believe a Donkey''s Word宁可相信驴话 243. It''s Rather Unusual 太不寻常了 244. I''m a Divorce Lawyer 我是一名离婚律师 245. To Which End of the Fork Do You Refer 你指的是叉子的哪一头 246. Did You Fall off 你掉下来了吗 247. Have You Got a Bronze Girl 你们这里有青铜姑娘吗 248. You May Tell a Falsehood Just As I Did 你也可以像我一样说假话 249. I Brought You Some Rain 我给你们带来了些雨水 250. So Many Acquaintances 熟人太多 251. The Nice-Looking Man 俊男 252. Every Honeymoon 每次蜜月都来 253. We''ll Be All Square 我们都扯平了 254. The Little Girl''s Reply 小女孩的回答 255. Up to the Ducks'' Middles 只到鸭子的半个身子 256. The Name Will Be on the Letters 名字在信上 257. A Nice, Quiet Cow 一头温顺的母牛 258. Where''s My Rolex 我的劳力士表哪去了 |
幽默是人生大餐中的一道精美小菜,份量不多,却沁脾开胃,余味无穷。本书共精选英语幽默故事258条,希望能够让读者朋友尽情欢笑,畅游智慧人生。 |
